Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and ...

A little skinny Russian American lady came to see the doctor. She spoke in a very heavy Russian accent:

- Doc, I've been losing weight recently. I am so skinny now. Please, what shoud I ...

OK, some english joke, yeah?

After spending all day Sunday watching football on television,  a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife  woke him in the ...

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-
gaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks
after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how ...

Try to read this out loud without messing up.
The average person can't!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep ...

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " ...

First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about  your countries if it's not included here? Well, please comment below :)

1. Ms America: Well, I can ...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while ...