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Yêu thíchGửi lúc: 28/7/07 bởi Ẩn danh vào chuyên mục Computer Jokes
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is ...
Gửi lúc: 03/8/07 bởi thang vào chuyên mục Blonde Jokes
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on ...
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on ...
Gửi lúc: 03/8/07 bởi thang vào chuyên mục Blonde Jokes
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a ...
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a ...
Gửi lúc: 07/8/07 bởi hai vào chuyên mục Dân IT cười
Điện thoại reo ở trung tâm hỗ trợ khách hàng:
- Máy tính của tôi bị treo!
- Hãy khởi động lại.
- Bằng cách nào?
- Nhấn ...
- Máy tính của tôi bị treo!
- Hãy khởi động lại.
- Bằng cách nào?
- Nhấn ...
Q. Why is the letter "G" scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost
Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. ...
A. It turns a host into a ghost
Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. ...
Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
Q. What exam do young witches have to ...
A. Dead ends!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
Q. What exam do young witches have to ...
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!
Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!
Q. What do you call a girl who is ...
A. They give milk shakes!
Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!
Q. What do you call a girl who is ...
Q. What sort of star is dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of ...
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of ...
Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never ...
A. Disk-o
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never ...
Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's ...
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's ...
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